Is a Joke

Web3 is a Joke is set to offer a unique comedic experience in a sea of crypto, AI, Metaverse and NFT technical jargon. Nothing brings people together like comedy roasts because we only the roast the ones and things we love and we love all things Web3!
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A Sarcastic Take: What is Web3

Ah, Web3! The glorious future where our digital destinies are promised to us, one blockchain link at a time.

First off, we have cryptocurrencies, the bedrock of Web3. Here’s the deal: we all pretend that these digital tokens are valuable and it’s like Peter Pan. If we imagine hard enough: they do become worth money.

But here’s where it gets even better: NFTs. Imagine buying a digital picture of a rock for the price of an actual house. You can’t live in it, can’t touch it, but hey, you own the bragging rights to a pixelated pebble! If that’s not a smart investment, I don’t know what is. Time to empty out your 401k.

Then, there’s the blockchain itself—a technology so secure and transparent that every now and then it gets hacked, just to keep things exciting! Nothing says ‘cutting-edge technology’ like losing a couple million dollars in a heist that doesn’t even involve a cool getaway car.

Let’s not forget about the promise of decentralization. We’ve replaced old gatekeepers with new ones, but these guys know how to code. And they do it in hoodies and sneakers.

Web3 is also an amazing job creator. Why? Because every time someone needs to explain what the heck Web3 actually is, a new startup pops up.

Job titles are getting wild too. Last week, I met a ‘Chief Disruption Officer.’ The week before, a ‘Director of Vibes.’ Basically, if you can make your role sound like a cross between a wizard and a tech guru, you’re in.

I can’t lie, I’m a devoted Web3 enthusiast, I love it. It’s complex, and it’s messy—kinda like a P. Diddy mansion after party.

So, here’s to the chaotic, mind-bending adventure of Web3! May our digital wallets always rebound faster than my exes when they see me getting roasted on TV.

Remember, in the world of Web3, we’re all just here for a good laugh, ideally one that doesn’t involve checking our portfolio too often!